Saturday, April 14, 20079:18:00 PM
Here are some funny jokes that cheered me up! ^^ hope it will cheer those who are unhappy too!!! ^^
1.If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
2.Think big…
Think smart…
Think positive..
Think beautiful..
Think great..
I know, that is too much for you..
So here is a short cut..
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
3.Dear friend.
When I ask you for a flower,
you give me a bouquet.
When I ask you for a stone,
you give me a statute.
When I ask you for a feather,
You give me a peacock…
Are you really deaf???
4.Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everone can see it, but only you can feel it is true.
Warmth, thank you for being the pee in my pants.
5.GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
6.A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
7.My friend, the best quality that I like about you is that:
You’re 10% senti, and 90% mental
8.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me beautiful? If you can't make me beautiful, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
9.A good friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA
10.A friend in need is?
Someone to avoid!
11.My dear friend, you are so CUTE!
In my dictionary CUTE stands for:
C – causing
U – unnecessary problems
T – trouble
E – everywhere
12.A good friend is like a computer
I ‘enter’ your life,
I ‘save’ you in my heart
‘Format’ your problems
‘Shift’ you to opportunities
And never ‘delete’ you from my memory
hmmm... tats all i tink... ^^ hav a nice day!! ^^
11:29:00 AM
wat a touchin story... T^T te gal so lucky got tis kindda guy... lol... but sad 4 her... T^T
11:25:00 AM
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had
survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
11:20:00 AM
im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored... so pain inside... T^T wearin a 'mask' sux... h8 it... im gonna show my mood swings in sch... i don care ler... too tired 2 hide... 2 tired 2 bother ant other ppl other than him... i don care if i get in sc anot...(although i 1 2) but i tink no chance oso... cos i sux... i not kan bu qi zi ji... im jus tryin ta make myself look bad 2 me... me lame rite... haii... feel lik bein sum1 else is better... mayb i shld b born earlier or lata by 1 year... then won feel so pain...
