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Saturday, September 15, 20079:20:00 PM

#018 1F And The (Not Really That) Awesome No Homework Deal!!
Today we find ourselves in the middle of Math class, where 1F’s form teacher Ms Farahdian was once again handing out children’s most vulnerable weakness – homework.
Jason: Yes, more Maths!!
Wai Meng: I think Jason must really be mad to actually like Math homework.
Hong Ming: It’s called kissing up to the teacher Wai Meng.
Regina: Ms Farah can stop giving us homework or not? Tests coming leh!
Ms Farah: And that is EXACTLY why I’m giving you more revision homework.
Michelle: Walao eh see lah! Contradicting yourself!
Ms Farah: Okay fine. Let’s make a deal.
Ken: As in we do something then you allow us something in return?
Ms Farah: You can say that.
Jun Yang: Then do what?
Edna: Recite the alphabets backwards!!
Mandy and Annabella: Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A!!!
Ms Farah: No I was thinking of something much less retarded. Like…How about you guys be a civilized class for three days, and I’ll ask the teachers to cut off your homework for one month.
Regina: So easy!
Ms Farah: Okay then I’ll make it more difficult. Applies to recess and you need to earn a merit.
Michelle: Walao Regina!! Keep your mouth shut lah.
Regina: Just trying to help only what!
And so, the next day…
1E, 1G and 1H classes: *noise, chaos*
1F: *Small talks amongst each other*
Cornelia: Woah, I had no idea we can be so civilized.
Lance: It’s one homework-free month if we do this, that’s why they all doing it.
And during assembly…
1F: *silence*
Teachers: *stares in awe*
Other classes: *talk talk talk shout talk*
Recess? Take a look…
1F Students (at one of the canteen tables): *napkins, utensils lay out*
Sec 2 AHS Student: Eh, what they doing? Luxurious feasting ar?
Other Sec 2 Student: No must be they made a bet with their teacher…Like they be civilized, one month no homework. But then not really fair lah…So much torture, should be one year no homework!!
And finally, lesson proper.
Ms Haryati: *enters classroom*
Jason: Class stand!
1F: *civilized manner* *moves their chair QUIETLY* Good morning Ms Haryati.
Ms Haryati: …Err, good morning class…
And it even goes on after school…
Rachael, 1C: Did you guys get brainwashed…what the hell.
Jolene, 1L: I think they are going a bit over…They even clean the classroom up and decorate it with mistletoe.
Rachael: Mistletoe? Christmas ar?
Jolene: No they just eeny-miny-moed it. Randomly pick lah.
Rachael: Do you think they are even aware of our existence now?
And finally, on the forth day, Math period…
Ms Farah: You guys are so civilized now.
1F: *silence*
Ms Farah: I thought you guys liked talking back?
1F: *silence*
Ms Farah: …Okay…Anyway, you guys did earn a merit (the teachers decided to give it), and hopefully you guys won’t explode when I say that the deal is sealed – no homework for one month.
1F: *silence*
Ms Farah: Eh, where did they all go…?
Rachael: Oh hi Ms Farah, did you know school ended a few seconds ago?
Ms Farah: Oh.
Rachael: And 1F is holding an after school party at the stadium.
Ms Farah: Without the school’s permission?
Rachael: Like they care lah. Once school is over they raided the stadium and began partying like shit le.
Ms Farah: No vulgarities please.
Rachael: They began partying like excrement?

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it was so funny i had to post it.. xD

7:54:00 PM

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
U DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage.
"U die, up to u. "

Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .
I go anywhere. . better no u.!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding
"u get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"u are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not, I'm
stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I watch blue.U get on
my head, I
will sue u

Before wedding
Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether 'katak or
biawak'